a bird in hand

im trying to do the same thing everyone else does, differently.

stop following me. go follow the other me.

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get high. get drunk. pretend to rap. most of this is freestyle. all of this is sweet.

workspaces:

(via tamjpn)

super jealous.

(via tamjpn)

super jealous.

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How many times do you jack off in a day?

at least enough to piss off my roomate.

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Will you kiss me through the phone?

can put it in your pooper through my computer?

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just a little something.

im getting this done as soon as i can figure out where to put it on my body. maybe my arm, but itd be great on my chest.

im getting this done as soon as i can figure out where to put it on my body. maybe my arm, but itd be great on my chest.

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top or bottom?

top;

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detach.

for the past hour ive been completely detached from everything. i would just like to put in print that during the past week my ex girlfriend died, i broke up with girlfriend, and my dad has a tumor in his prostate. oh and two weeks ago my childhood best friend passed away. that is all for now. im watching fight club and using alcohol to cope with all my problems!